Ooooh Look A Shiny!

jaegermasterkaijublaster:

lost-in-pink:

ajmmmidnight:

lost-in-pink:

Nothing turns on a girl more than good fight choreography.

how did you know that?

Because I am a girl and some fight scenes I feel in my clit.

amen

jiyongs-g-thong:

via @ohohkaka-卡

baby top still showing more skin than the original

doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

deliverusfromsburb:

I like how the Buffy writers made the big bad of the fifth season a god and then they didn’t know how to one up it

they were just like ok guys we have another season what do we do

let’s make the villain life

life?

yes

awesome

*one year later*

ok we need another villain what are we gonna do

evil

just make them kill evil

mcgregorswench:

Greatest moment in recent Big Bang history

Greatest moment in recent Big Bang history